I'm the one

This just in . . .

It is a whole HELLuvalot cheaper to make myself feel better/worse at McDonald's than it is at Sephora.

Still, once that Quarter Pounder with cheese and fries are gone, they're gone. But all my new girlie stuff will still be here in the morning . . .

AKA not bringing popcorn to work . . .

Yesterday -- as you may well have predicted -- I gave in and ate the last 2 points worth of popcorn in the ziploc bag.

Today, even though I've got the Hormone Hippo marked on the calendar, I made the bold decision to not replenish the crack (popcorn, whatever!) supply.

That's right -- even as I type -- there's no popcorn on my desk.

Of course, I made up for it with a clever, tasty, RED MEAT FREE (duh!) lettuce wrap. This time I bought deli-sliced smoked turkey, 2% sharp cheddar cheese slices, and spicy brown mustard (and mini dills, of course!). They were out of the Boston lettuce so I substituted red leaf lettuce. Not nearly as easy to wrap. Which means I had to close my office door when I ate it. Seriously, not a pretty sight. And I know you can do them without the lettuce but I find the lettuce gives it a bit of crunch -- and the crunch, my friends, the crunch is vital.

Anyway, pretty or not, it was just 2 points and practically no carbs and I'm still full.

And so far? The HH is a no-show. Of course, she's a little (Hah!) hard to pin down.

SSsshh . . . be vewy vewy quiet . . .